Rosemarys Baby

Rosemary’s Baby
To some people English is easy, but some select know there is nothing more confusing than English. This is hardly surprising since you cannot expect more from Rosemary s Baby (Roman Polanski’s film) supposed to be a miscarriage from a Germanic-Romance romance. Take any area you like whether number, comparison, tense, adj. /adv. vocabulary, spelling or pronunciation. In addition it is the language of double everything. Still the bastard (my apologies) has managed to be number one in the world despite La Grande Nation s (its former step-father s) vehement and continuous objections and resistance.

Now since English as a global language has become world property, i.e. does not belong to the English and Americans alone any more (loss of linguistic identity), it is time to look for a new name. I would strongly recommend Confusion. This is appropriate in today s world. Do you speak Confusion? Now Babylon is a beautiful young lady I have fallen in love with. But as you know love is blind knows no logic.

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